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Grandfather's Mansion and the Meaning of Keto as a State of Mind

from #170 - Eat The Rich; They're Keto Part 1| The Tim Dillon Show · #170

4 min

Tim reminisces about his grandfather's house with a pool and tennis court, then argues absurdly that keto is a spiritual mindset rather than actual dietary restriction.

In this bit9 moments
  • Tim on Suffolk as a place where fat people stay trapped until they reach the Hamptons.
  • Nassau County had a better anthem than Suffolk's failed 'state of mind' attempt.
  • Tim asks for nasal spray directions while concerned about his voice health.
  • The expressway lacks charm compared to the Northern State Parkway, despite the latter being built in racism.
  • Tim attended Hofstra for a year and failed Japanese because he liked anime and thought Japan seemed cool.
  • Grandfather's mansion in the area had a pool, tennis court, eight bathrooms, and two and a half acres.
  • Planning to skip the cider mill treats and eat Buffalo shrimp and steak at Jeremy's instead.
  • Keto is a state of mind—you can eat bread, ice cream, and sugar while still being keto if you believe in yourself.
  • Tim could be six hundred and two pounds and just decide to go keto.
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