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Wix.com Ad from a Houston Hotel Toilet
from #168 - The Funniest Guy I Ever Met | The Tim Dillon Show · #168
3 min
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Tim reads a Wix ad while claiming to sit on a hotel toilet in Houston, telling listeners they're worthless without a professional website and comparing untapped talent to undiscovered gold and moon rocks.
- Tim sits on a Hilton toilet in Houston and declares that not having a website in the modern world means you're finished.
- He compares undiscovered talented people to gold nuggets waiting in a riverbed, referencing a scene from White Fang.
- Tim argues that many people's lack of success comes down to either their brain or not having a Wix website that looks professional.
- Social media accounts are worthless for business credibility—dogs and cats have them, so you need an actual website.
- The only things without websites are nothing, and even frauds have them, so a website is the baseline for existing as a business.
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