Monday.com Ad: Gary Vee, Hustling, and a Dead Woman's Phone

• 59:38Tim describes his weight loss journey after seeing a less-fat friend in an online nutrition community.
• 1:00:26Keto doesn't work forever; eventually you'll crave bread, even if you don't actually like it.
• 1:01:14Monday.com pitch: Are you a killer, crusher, hustler, and winner, or are you just an illusion?
• 1:02:17Tim wakes up and loves Monday because everyone else has to go to work and earn it; he hates Saturday, loser day.
• 1:03:16Monday.com eliminates excuses about missed emails, meetings, and documents—no Doreen throwing you under the bus.
• 1:05:03Tim reveals he was overweight, a drug addict, and disorganized for years, but is now sober for eight years.
• 1:05:36He quit drinking gin and doing cocaine after work because Monday.com allowed him to be efficient and go home to do push-ups and read the Bible instead.
• 1:07:06Gary Vaynerchuk changed Tim's life by selling stuff to retards and making millions doing it.
• 1:08:02Tim found a dead woman on the 405 highway with Gary Vee quotes on her phone—one about kindness being delicious.
• 1:09:44If Gary Vaynerchuk showed up at Bernie Sanders town halls with people crying about medical debt, he'd tell them they're just making excuses and lacking growth plans.
• 1:10:44Use Gary Vaynerchuk's head as a battering ram to get into the White House and burn it down, then start over with a country not run by satanic pedophiles.
• 1:11:12Organization via Monday.com is the first step toward rebuilding society correctly.

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