ad · moment 14 of 20
BetterHelp Ad
from #167 - Beach Corpse | The Tim Dillon Show · #167
10 min
SponsorBetterHelp
Tim reads the BetterHelp sponsorship, riffing about masturbating during therapy calls, whether the service is a scam, the NSA harvesting your confessions, and a tangent about seeing a friend's penis in middle school.
- BetterHelp is a service where you call a stranger and tell them your problems, possibly while masturbating on the phone.
- BetterHelp is better than nothing — like stopping at a rest stop when you're starving.
- Tim admits he's being paid to say this stuff and might be steering people wrong.
- The questionnaire asks about sexuality, which Tim found confusing — he saw a penis in a locker room and realized that guy would have a better life.
- BetterHelp counselors will talk you off the ledge, though the NSA will probably share everything you say with the feds.
- Tim claims he only advertises products if they're scams, and he's unsure if BetterHelp qualifies as one.
- He's conflicted about pushing BetterHelp — it's not heroin or predatory mortgages, just counseling.
- Tim's sister posted on social media defending Beachbody as not a pyramid scheme, which he dismisses as clearly a multi-level marketing operation.
- Getting fit with a group of friends is pointless — the group of friends is why you're fat in the first place.
- Tim saw people in suits walking to an arena in Spokane and realized it was an Amway spinoff cult called Worldwide Dream Builders.
- Beachbody's website defense of not being a pyramid scheme is badly written and amazing in its inadequacy.