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BetterHelp Ad: The Masturbation Hotline Bit

from #166 - You're A Disgrace | The Tim Dillon Show · #166

7 min

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Tim pitches BetterHelp online counseling, riffing on mental health hypocrisy around Shane Gillis and the Covington kids, then jokes extensively about using the service as a phone sex substitute, referencing a previous episode's Ray bit.

In this bit10 moments
  • Tim and the Great Red Cone call BetterHelp and fill out a 35-minute questionnaire.
  • Mental health crisis in America goes unaddressed while Twitter activists attack people like Shane Gillis.
  • Tim would be happy watching everyone in Los Angeles burn.
  • Going on the internet for help can lead to joining cults, marching with tiki torches, or thinking you're a fairy from outer space.
  • You can change your BetterHelp counselor at any time if you don't like them.
  • Before you go to an open mic and start doing comedy, call BetterHelp because their counselors are better than you deserve.
  • Tim tried BetterHelp with Raymond last week; they asked 'what's that ass like' as one of their questions.
  • People tell Tim he shouldn't advertise BetterHelp because of a scandal involving unqualified therapists on YouTube.
  • BetterHelp is a place where you can masturbate while someone's on the other end of the phone and it's socially acceptable.
  • When using the promo code, mention Tim Dylan even if you're calling with a gun in your mouth, because he needs credit for the referral.
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BetterHelpShane GillisCovington kidsTakashi 6ix9ineRay Kump

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