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Charlie the Aunt and the Rockaway Beach Drunk Girl Story
from #166 - You're A Disgrace | The Tim Dillon Show · #166
2 min
Tim tells a story about his aunt Charlie and a drunken teenage girl in Rockaway Beach who vomits and denies being drunk in front of her mother, to the courtyard's applause.
- Tim describes his aunt Charlie, who closes down bars with the boys in Rockaway Beach, Queens.
- The Rockaway Beach neighborhood has summer bungalows full of Irish people who get heavily drunk at a local bar called Healy's.
- A 17-year-old daughter from a neighboring family stumbles into the courtyard completely drunk, wobbling visibly.
- When her mother asks if she's drunk, the girl spins around and vomits before insisting she's not drunk while her mother is cooking.
- The entire courtyard applauds the girl after her defiant response to her mother.
- Someone offers the barely-mobile drunk girl a glass of wine, then launches into a complaint about people who went to college and got 401k plans.
- Tim notes he and his peers grew up Christian so they had to compress all their drinking and partying into their early twenties.
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