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MyBookie Continued: Gambling as Life Philosophy
from #166 - You're A Disgrace | The Tim Dillon Show · #166
5 min
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Tim continues the MyBookie pitch, extending into a rant about how gambling and risk-taking define worthy men versus 'beta males,' and jokes about Ben's fake interest in the PGA Tour.
- Tim offers to bring MyBookie winners to LA for a movie deal if they prove their wins on the show.
- He describes looking like a guy people expect to care about football despite not actually watching it.
- Tim explains how he steers out of sports conversations by pivoting to Colin Kaepernick to signal that ideology matters more than technical football talk.
- Michael, the MyBookie contact, is described as a legitimate dirtbag who respects hookers and sports.
- Every respected comedian or actor actually loves whipping people in hotel rooms—nobody's wholesome.
- Tim argues that gambling teaches life philosophy: everything is gambling, the economy is gambling, risk and reward determine success.
- People addicted to gambling are actually addicted to losing because hitting bottom feels like freedom with nowhere to go but up.
- Use promo code TIM—it's for men with big penises they put wherever they want with consent, or women and gay men on a higher vibrational plane than regular society.
- Tim tells listeners they're better than the rest of society because they listen to his show, so they should gamble to prove it.
- Final pitch: win some goddamn money and make your daddy proud using MyBookie.