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MyBookie Sponsor Read: Betting on the Bears and Redskins
from #166 - You're A Disgrace | The Tim Dillon Show · #166
8 min
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Tim pitches MyBookie sports betting, giving fake picks for a Bears-Redskins Monday Night Football game and riffing on gambling addiction, degenerate friend Michael's picks, and mocking the Redskins name.
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- He describes unusual prop bets available on the site, like betting on Trump resigning at 12-to-1 odds or Ghislaine Maxwell being arrested.
- Tim's picks for Monday Night Football: Bears minus four and under 19 on the Redskins team total, though he admits his friend Michael, a degenerate gambler, is actually selecting the bets.
- He criticizes the Redskins, calling them racist and noting their owner is a billionaire asshole.
- Tim recounts going to Atlantic City for a bachelor party, describing it as a Disney World for chain-smoking amputees and visiting the Show Boat casino, a racist-themed establishment going out of business next to Trump's casino.
- Gambling from home is more fun than going to a casino, and winning money is a better move than listening to your fiancée run her mouth about vacations.
- He advises using betting winnings to tell your fiancée where you're going on vacation instead of having her talk about richer men at brunch.
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- Tim claims the Bears will win Monday night after doing due diligence on spreads and statistics, saying the Redskins have nothing and suggesting they change their name to the Washington Intersectional Feminist Alliance.
- He mocks Ben Sackler for betting on the PGA Tour instead of watching football and calls him gay, then notes he can say that word because he's a black gay man.
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