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Monday.com Ad: Managing Losers and Slackers
from 164 - Life In The Big City · #164
5 min
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A Monday.com ad that turns into a rant about bosses disciplining incompetent employees and dressing them down in the office, framed as a benefit of using the project management tool.
- Most employees are brain dead slackers, losers, and parasites who lack the divine inspiration for success that you have.
- Tim on the problem Monday.com solves: coworkers who never respond to requests and important tasks getting lost in email.
- People you work with won't put in the time, energy, or effort—they'll have bad attitudes and make you regret seeing them.
- The best part of being a boss is making your employees' lives hell when they screw up.
- Tim describes the manager power move: shut the door, sit them down with coffee, and demand to know if they're a loser or a winner like Gary Vaynerchuk.
- When an employee claims they never got the email, pull it up on Monday.com—that proves they're a loser.
- Nobody in the office wants to hear about your weekend sangria, dancing, and ribeye steak on Monday morning.
- Tim pitches his trustworthiness: he's a businessman, a leader, a strategist, and a confidant who has never stolen from listeners.
- Monday.com ensures emails don't get lost, meeting notices stay organized, and everyone shows up on the conference call.
- Tim closes with final emphasis: use this thing, Monday.com, to manage your dysfunctional team.