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Wix Ad: Reptilians and Wedding Photographers
from 164 - Life In The Big City · #164
3 min
SponsorWix
A Wix.com website-building ad that drifts into jokes about promoting a wedding photography business, talking to interdimensional reptiles, and being a 'raccoon' just starting out in business.
- Tim argues everyone needs a website, even someone with no business aspirations living in a trailer in Oklahoma.
- On your own website you can say whatever you want—harass anyone, promote the Rothschilds, or discuss reptilians with no platform restrictions.
- He'd happily hire a wedding photographer who also discusses interdimensional reptiles on their Wix site.
- Tim compares small business owners to animals—field cats, squirrels, raccoons—scrounging for scraps, with potential to become apex predators feasting in Tanzania someday.
WixThe RothschildsTanzania