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Monday.com Ad: Organization, Failure, and Marriage
from 162 - Assland · #162
7 min
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Tim reads a Monday.com ad about staying organized, riffing extensively about his own disorganization, living in a stranger's room, Ben's sobriety, and an extended bit about a man confessing to his wife that Monday.com worked but he's still a loser.
- Tim's Monday is Thursday; his weekend is the regular week because he performs multiple shows across different days.
- Lack of organization has prevented his success in everything; he and Ben are only now starting to get organized after Ben got sober a little over a year ago.
- Tim is living in the middle of a divorce, now residing in a 19-year-old girl's room in New York while managing an escape-artist cat named Oscar.
- If he were organized, he'd have nine pilots written, though networks would still reject him anyway.
- Gary Vaynerchuk's hustle culture messaging—'crush it, kill it'—requires actual business efficiency to work.
- Tim just checked in for a flight leaving in seven hours and doesn't want to go to work, which is his Monday.
- Fail because your content sucks or you lack the fire inside, not because of organizational failures like missed emails.
- Jump without looking down, and when you realize you're falling into a pit of knives and snakes, that's the real reason to fail—not accidental managerial mistakes.
- Everyone sitting in their room eating Domino's is a business and doesn't even know it.
- If his business fails after using Monday.com, he can tell his wife he sucks instead of blaming organizational issues.
- The worst marital conversation is admitting to your spouse that it wasn't clerical issues—it was you.
- Monday.com slash Tim offers a free 14-day trial with no commitment.