rant · moment 11 of 27
Bring the Funny and Chrissy Teigen Judging Comedians
from 162 - Assland · #162
5 min
Tim rips into NBC's 'Bring the Funny' for having Chrissy Teigen and Heidi Klum-type judges with no comedy credentials judge working comedians, arguing hot people get to judge everyone else because of their looks.
- Songland and Bring the Funny are NBC's new competition shows where unqualified judges evaluate working artists.
- Tim on Chrissy Teigen judging comedy: she's only famous for being married to John Legend and tweeting about avocados.
- Funny people have to perform in front of a Sports Illustrated swimsuit model who gets to decide if they're good.
- If Chrissy Teigen looked different, she'd be exchanging cans at a recycling center instead of judging comedians who trained for years.
- The world doesn't need more comedians or goofballs; the country has serious issues to deal with.
- Heidi Klum on America's Got Talent sits there telling people they suck, benefiting only from being hot and tall.
- If Heidi Klum were four foot two instead of six feet tall, she'd be a desperate waitress at Outback Steakhouse in Tallahassee.
- Tim would just be hot and rich if he looked like that—people would pay him money just for existing.
- Bring the Funny should be judged by ugly people who actually need comedy and have suffered real tragedy.
- The judges should be people who've lost someone within two months—like a woman whose husband died saving her daughters from a riptide.
Chrissy TeigenBring the FunnyHeidi KlumSonglandAmerica's Got TalentJohn Legend