rant · moment 9 of 27
Swingers Menu, Tina Turner, and Tattoo Rant
from 162 - Assland · #162
3 min
Tim continues mocking Swingers' menu (misspelled 'girdle', fake Tina Turner endorsement), then pivots into a rant about people covered in bad tattoos who can't afford to finish or fix them.
- Swingers restaurant puts Tina Turner on the menu despite her never eating there and living in Switzerland.
- Tim still might visit the Santa Monica location because of a centrist blogger who sits there daily and is basically homeless.
- Tim and Ben bought the homeless blogger dinner, but he got upset and asked why they did it for him.
- Tim's main complaint about Swingers: they're running a human trafficking ring and a pedophile ring in West Hollywood.
- Secondary issue with Swingers is that the meatloaf is dry and staff doesn't know the difference between appetizer and entree.
- The waitresses at Swingers all have excessive tattoos covering their entire bodies.
- Tim argues that most people's arms are just covered in garbage-looking tattoos that require constant fixing and covering up.
- People with tattoos will never get buried in a Jewish cemetery, unlike Jeffrey Epstein who has no tattoos.