ad · moment 12 of 25
BlueChew: F*** Your Way to a Better Life
from 160 - The Ballad of The Fat Girl With The Clean Car · #160
2 min
SponsorBlueChew
A sponsor read for BlueChew framed as advice to sleep your way into a better socioeconomic class since talent won't get you there.
- BlueChew is a chewable with the same active ingredients as Viagra and Cialis, faster-acting and cheaper than the pills.
- Tim argues that fucking your way into a better life is the path forward for most people — maybe you land a girl with a house outside Cleveland, or inherit a barn in upstate New York.
- You could end up with someone whose grandmother dies and leaves her a Mitsubishi Galant, and you two live in it and smoke glass — the point is to sling your dick with confidence and see where it takes you.