rant · moment 15 of 30

Calling the Disney Couple 'Tards' and Imagining Their Sex Life

from 159 - Bomb Disney World · #159

2 min

Tim escalates his mockery of the Disney-loving tour bus couple, speculating about their sexless, childlike relationship.

In this bit6 moments
  • Tim jokes about the couple living on skinwalker ranch with grays, appealing to his conspiracy-minded audience.
  • He mocks visitors to New York obsessing over price per square foot while boasting about cheap acreage elsewhere.
  • The couple got angry when Tim kept pressing them on what activities were available at their property.
  • Tim describes the couple as big oafish children who probably lacked any sexual awakening.
  • Tim notes similar sexually stunted people throughout the comedy industry, particularly agents and managers obsessed with roast battles.
  • He decides to call the couple 'tards' for the purposes of the story.
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