Interview · moment 6 of 29
Ogling the Lifeguard at the Beach Club
from 158 - Leaving Hell · #158
4 min
Guest
Tim recounts visiting a Long Island beach club with Ray and getting caught staring at an attractive young male lifeguard, riffing on double standards around hot men getting ogled versus women.
- Tim recalls being an overweight chain-smoking pool lifeguard at a beach club in Long Island.
- People didn't recognize him when he shot a Comedy Central pilot at the same beach club years later.
- Beach club membership costs eight grand a year for access to a pool and private beach.
- Tim admits he was gawking at an 18-year-old lifeguard, prompting Scott to call it embarrassing.
- Tim argues that if you're hot, you can't control the attention you receive.
- Discussion of attraction and how hot men draw women and gay men alike.
- Tim jokes about going undercover as straight to befriend a young man and offer life wisdom.
- The lifeguard gave Tim a weird look because he was staring so obviously without sunglasses.
- Tim stared at the lifeguard's kidney area from behind for five minutes before he turned around.
- Scott compares how Tim looks at men versus how he should look at women — like staring at the sun.
- Tim admits he was looking too much and realizes he went overboard with the staring.