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Dinner at Jimmy Hays and the Steak Doggie Bag Fight

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4 min

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Tim describes a dinner at his favorite Long Island steakhouse, Jimmy Hays, that ends in an argument with his friend Scott over whether to take home three leftover pieces of Chateaubriand.

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  • Jimmy Hayes steakhouse on Long Island feels racist, which is what a steakhouse should feel like.
  • During dinner with Scott and his kids, the children start screaming around dessert and Tim wants to leave immediately.
  • Scott pushes Tim to take home three small pieces of leftover Chateaubriand in a doggie bag.
  • Tim accuses Scott of having a weird poverty mentality, panicked that there won't be more steak.
  • Taking home leftovers in a doggie bag looks trashy and signals you're being treated like a dog.
  • People at restaurants sometimes take absurdly small portions home in containers like a tablespoon of mac and cheese.
  • At fancy restaurants, for some people it's just like eating at a diner—they're there every day with no sense of occasion.
  • Tim and his friend saved up for a year, turning in cans and jars of change, to afford a nice dinner.
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