ad · moment 8 of 20
Wix Ad: Have a Website, Talent Is Dead
from 155 - Death By Chocolate · #155
5 min
SponsorWix
A sponsored Wix read that spirals into a nihilistic riff about talent being irrelevant in a world of Lil Nas X, the Kardashians, and Trump as president, urging listeners to build a website anyway.
- Tim argues that having a website matters regardless of talent or product quality, since society no longer operates on merit.
- Little Nas X posted a goofy song on TikTok and became a millionaire—proof that quality is irrelevant to success now.
- Trying to be good at something is stupid and makes you stupid; instead be loud, brash, corrupt, and demonic—but have a website.
- Tim built his own site TimDylonGoingToHellDotCom using Wix with 500 templates and drag-and-drop customization.
- Talent is now irrelevant; hard work and objective truth have been rendered meaningless in this cycle.
- A game show host is president, the Kardashians are America's most recognizable family, and Billie Eilish is counted among the greatest artists.
- Don't think about anything else—abandon friends, family, and principles, just get a website from Wix at ten percent off.
- Bad is good now; make a worthless song and become a millionaire, tell an unfunny joke and get 15 specials.
- This is the time of the huckster, con artist, snake oil salesman, cult leader, liar, cheat, and thief.
- Go to Wix, build a website, meet the devil on that journey, and realize he's the only one who loves you.