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Wix Website Ad and Societal Collapse
from 147 - Love Tim (with Kevin Tienken) · #147
7 min
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Tim plugs his new Wix-built website and tour dates, then spirals into an apocalyptic riff about how every institution is collapsing and only having a website (and 'content') will matter in the coming chaos.
- Tim announces his website and upcoming tour dates in Boston and Mohegan Sun.
- Most people think they don't need a website and can just post on Instagram next to photos of hotdogs or cute dogs, but that doesn't work.
- Tim claims online is the future and that radio, TV, family, government, and God are all done.
- Children will grow up in a chaotic Mad Max situation fighting for food, water, and resources, living in virtual reality interrupted only by bombings and gunfire.
- In a period of such uncertainty, not having a website would be insane; it's where you dock your content and social media.
- Tim offers three minutes of airtime on the show to anyone who buys a Wix premium plan through his site and sends him a screenshot.
- Most people's thoughts have no value, but they'll get three minutes anyway if they purchase the Wix plan.
- Chaos, food shortages, war, and augmented reality games like Pokemon Go times a thousand are coming to society.
- Boston Dynamics robots will police the streets, tearing people apart and gnashing their teeth as society becomes a literal insane asylum.
- What matters is your content, not your family or children—you throw useless quick clips into the ether, try to monetize them, and die.
- Tim directs listeners back to his website for the Wix premium plan with 10% off and free platinum membership.