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Wix Website Sponsor Read
from 146 - Small Town Girl · #146
8 min
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Tim pitches Wix for building websites, riffing on fake testimonials, his schizophrenic mother needing a website, and offers callers airtime if they buy a premium plan and prove it.
- Tim argues you absolutely need a website for your business; you can't rely only on Instagram.
- You can write fake testimonials yourself—nobody checks if Kathy from Houston is real.
- Wix offers over 500 templates and a drag-and-drop builder so simple anyone can use it.
- Someone bought timdillonsgoingtohelldotcom and Tim doesn't care enough to fight over it.
- Tim claims he can immediately tell by looking at someone whether they have a website or not.
- His schizophrenic mother in an institution could have built a fanbase if she'd had a website to livestream from.
- Tim offers anyone who buys a Wix premium plan three minutes on the show to promote whatever they want.
- Going without a website now is a choice to fail; everyone is online and you don't exist if you're not findable.
- Stop thinking life will be fun on a lake—the future is everyone in a box online, interfacing only through technology.
- Being online isn't bad for your kids; sunlight is—his Aunt Mary died of melanoma, which you can't get on 4chan.