rant · moment 15 of 19
There's No Wall, America Isn't European, and Disney World Without Kids Should Be Illegal
from The Advocate · #143
Audio-only archive episode — no video to seek.
5 minTim mocks alt-right "Viking homeland" fantasies about America, then transitions into a rant about adults who vacation at Disney World without kids, people who crowdsource basic life decisions on Facebook, and a fictional YouTube Disney-hotel reviewer bit that turns into a rape joke and a big-bugs-have-a-PR-team tangent.
- 1:03:46There's no wall, and America isn't a European country—it's Bob's Big Boy, not Nordic wonderland.
- 1:04:25America is people stuffing egg substitute into their mouths at Disney World while costumed employees suffer in blistering heat with open sores.
- 1:05:22People who visit Disney World without children should be in jail, because adults should realize the costumes hide miserable workers.
- 1:05:56Adults crowdsource their entire lives on Facebook, asking strangers to suggest vacation spots instead of having their own interests.
- 1:06:21These Facebook people have no thoughts or feelings and ask others what books to read because they're incapable of independent preferences.
- 1:07:12YouTube reviewers already document every Disney hotel detail, making Facebook crowdsourcing unnecessary and friendship obsolete.
- 1:08:25A PR campaign convinced people that killing small bugs is bad, so now Tim greets large bugs as 'sir' and lets them live.
- 1:08:51The big bugs have Gary Vaynerchuk as their PR person, telling Tim to stop whining and start hustling.