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The GoFundMe Donation Arms Race
from Jeffrey Epstein's Go Fund Me · #139
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10 minTim details his strategy of donating to GoFundMes only to project wealth and status to people he grew up with, obsessively tracking how much others donated to his late friend's funeral fund and escalating his own donation to $300 to 'win' the silent status competition.
- 9:20Tim explains his strategy for choosing GoFundMe donations: only give to people he knows so he can project wealth and success to them.
- 10:39The goal is to help someone while making people think you're doing better than they are by the amount you donate.
- 11:20Tim considers donating $5,000 to cover someone's entire funeral, then talks himself down as momentary insanity.
- 12:26He wants to donate heavily enough to get a personal thank-you message from the GoFundMe organizer saying 'God bless you.'
- 12:43Tim discovers a friend donated $250 to a funeral, turning it into a silent auction for who's doing best from their hometown.
- 13:17He commits to donating $300, claiming he wants to walk around at the funeral and have everyone see he covered the mass cards.
- 14:04Tim is devastated when the GoFundMe organizer says there won't be a service, ruining his plan to receive public thanks in person.
- 15:06Someone donated $1,000, enraging Tim and destroying his status as the biggest donor among people from his hometown.
- 16:47Tim's ultimate goal: make enough money to help people he knows publicly so everyone sees he's successful and charitable.
- 17:36You must pick and choose who to help with GoFundMe donations and build social capital by making sure people see your generosity.