Yannis Getting Married at Oheka Castle

• 1:05Yannis is getting married in his 40s, describing it as a "what now" type of thing after doing everything else.
• 1:29Being engaged to a woman from Melville, Long Island feels like being married to a party planner.
• 1:46The wedding is at Oheka Castle, which Tim calls the Disney of Long Island and the proper way to do it.
• 2:25If you're Albanian and done well in life, Oheka Castle is where you start your marriage $100,000 in debt.
• 2:48Yannis would rather walk into the Bay than live on Long Island, threatening to backward into the water like a dog.
• 3:08Bay Ridge is about an hour from Yannis's fiancée's family, which is the optimal distance.
• 3:34A drive to Governors Island from Bay Ridge at 5:30 AM took three hours, turning what should be a half-hour trip into a journey you could fly to Miami for.
• 4:01Raising kids in a Long Island house versus a city apartment shapes whether they'll be heroin kids or cerebral New York City kids.
• 4:23Long Island kids will definitely be on heroin, but they'll also be on football teams, making them straight in their own way.

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