Rich Kid Actors, Miles Teller's Lawsuit, and Jerking Off to Call Me By Your Name

• 16:42Director discovered an actress on Instagram and taught her to act, while rich kids like Timothée Chalamet have been groomed since childhood by acting coaches and wealthy parents.
• 17:35Tim walked through Beverly Hills with a friend despite having no sidewalks, sweating while passing mansions and receiving dirty looks from residents.
• 18:33Walking around wealthy neighborhoods as a fat sweaty person is like putting an ice cream cone in the Mona Lisa—it's performance art for Maoists.
• 19:41Rich actor kids are groomed from young ages, fed oat milk, sent to acting coaches, and expected to be impressive—but Tim is more impressed by actresses discovered selling vapes on Instagram.
• 20:49Miles Teller got in a car accident, got scarring that made him suitable for acting roles, then sued the other driver and ruined his life despite making millions.
• 21:43Tim tried to jerk off to Call Me By Your Name but couldn't because Timothée Chalamet looks like a mouse and too perfect, like jerking off to a simulation.
• 21:59He ended up jerking off to the pasta scene instead—a chilled summer pasta with lemon, tomatoes, and capers is objectively better than the actors.
• 22:37Bria Vineyard discovered on Instagram for the Florida Project, phenomenal performance as someone who'd never acted before, yet isn't nominated for the Academy Awards.
• 23:00Hollywood wants Gwyneth Paltrow types, not real people discovered on social media, because they don't like class-based identity politics and having actual poor people succeed.
• 23:27Discussion of fried Oreo-flavored vape, questioning how the fry flavor comes through in a vape when a fried Oreo just tastes burnt.

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