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Hosting the Oscars Party at the Cinema Arts Center

from Graveyard Shift At A Bread Warehouse · #87

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7 min

Tim and Ray recount co-hosting a live Oscar-watch party at a Huntington, Long Island indie theater, riffing on the crowd of elderly film buffs, a drunk regular seated with them, real estate sponsors, and their bad reviews of Timothy Chalamet's performance versus the discovered-on-Instagram breakout star of The Florida Project.

In this bit12 moments
  • 9:27Tim warns against calling celebrities by pet names on social media when you don't actually know them, using Harvey Weinstein as a cautionary example.
  • 9:51He and Ray co-hosted a live Oscars party at the Cinema Arts Center in Huntington, Long Island, providing banter during commercial breaks.
  • 10:23Long Island audiences mostly watch action movies like The Rock films rather than independent cinema, with explosions being the main draw.
  • 11:05A local realtor at the event pitched the cinema as a community asset to help sell houses, claiming it's about more than just listing properties.
  • 11:44The realtor was essentially selling the idea that homeowners could sneak away to watch art films like Call Me By Your Name during the workday.
  • 12:14The Oscars party crowd was enthusiastic and raucous rather than the restrained film appreciation you'd find in New York City.
  • 12:56An elderly woman who gets drunk at these events every year and annoys people was seated with Tim and Ray by organizers as a solution.
  • 13:46Timothy Chalamet's performance in the film was objectively bad, though the audience went wild for him.
  • 14:06Young people in this country are treated as heroes simply for existing, even when they lack genuine talent or accomplishment.
  • 15:14The crowd loved shallow movies like The Shape of Water because they have nice production design and nostalgic old Hollywood elements that appeal to their sense of loss.
  • 16:13Guillermo del Toro has made incompetently bad movies that audiences still eat up because they're attracted to the flashy aesthetic.
  • 16:36The Florida Project was easily the best film of the year but got snubbed entirely except for Willem Dafoe's nomination.
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The Shape of WaterTimothée ChalametThe Florida ProjectLong IslandWillem DafoeCinema Arts CenterGuillermo del ToroThe RockHarvey

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