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Judge Ambitions, Nigel Farage, and Applebee's Half-Price Apps

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4 min

Riffing off a fan comment about wanting to be a federal judge, Tim spins into fantasies of being a judge or British barrister, admiration for Nigel Farage and Brexit, refugees and Applebee's, and complaints about half-price appetizer rules.

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  • 22:21Tim pitches a carnival ride concept where he reads legal judgments for people instead of telling their fortune.
  • 22:52Higher Ray would be the paralegal on a shirt design Tim wants to sell in the gift shop.
  • 23:19Tim decides the American system of law isn't good enough and wants to be a British barrister instead.
  • 23:39Nigel Farage appears on every Fox News show, rotating between Dobbs and O'Reilly.
  • 24:08Farage spearheaded Brexit, and as a result beer is now a dollar cheaper thanks to the pound's weakness.
  • 24:52Tim argues the solution to refugee problems is to stop bombing countries that create them in the first place.
  • 25:07Tim worries about North Korean kids taking up space at Applebee's during half-price appetizers.
  • 25:27Tim can't enjoy half-price apps at Applebee's with his lawyer discussing a case because a witness claims to have seen him in a can return.
  • 25:44Good Friday's doesn't offer half-price appetizers, but Applebee's does at 10 p.m.
  • 25:55Tim confirms Applebee's full half-price appetizer deal runs until 10 p.m.
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