rant · moment 12 of 19
Scottish Hygiene, Uncut Penises, and the Elixir Bit
from We're Gonna Get Ours · #37
Audio-only archive episode — no video to seek.
3 minRiffing continues on Scottish stereotypes (redheads, kilts, uncut penises, junkies) interspersed with the recurring carnival-elixir-salesman bit and jokes about international fans of the show.
- 33:26The Marriott breakfast buffet in Uniondale is exceptional, with fresh waffles and a full spread.
- 33:55Tim explains the difference between a continental breakfast and an actual buffet.
- 34:36He paid $19 for a terrible buffet in San Francisco, Connecticut with no omelet station or waffles.
- 34:58Detailed breakdown of the Marriott Uniondale buffet: cereal, fruit, yogurt, sausage, bacon, pastries, bagels, made-to-order eggs, and waffles with various toppings.
- 35:36The Midtown Buffet in New York City is so bad they'd need a spit bag to eat there without getting sick.
- 35:57Tim has gotten food poisoning twice in four months, including from a gyro place that required a minimum delivery charge.
- 36:27He ordered a second gyro to meet the delivery minimum, wrapped it, refrigerated it, then microwaved it the next day.