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Walking Into the Sad, Empty Pizza Hut
from Pizza Hut Buffet · #32
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2 minTim describes arriving to find the buffet nearly empty, the pizzas looking old and disgusting, the salad bar removed because no one wants lettuce, and a waitress explaining the 'salad' is now just breadsticks and sauce.
- 0:47Tim walks into an empty Pizza Hut and finds it's a microcosm of America's decline.
- 1:29The personal pan pizzas on the buffet look like they've been sitting there for three weeks, covered in congealed toppings.
- 1:48The salad bar has been completely removed because nobody wants lettuce—their bodies apparently reject it.
- 2:16When he asks if they can make him a salad, the waitress offers one that's just tomatoes, or basically breadsticks with sauce.