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Chinese Buffets vs. Pizza Hut, and the Illusion of the Salad
from Pizza Hut Buffet · #32
Audio-only archive episode — no video to seek.
3 minTim compares Long Island's Asian fusion buffets favorably, they mock the sad three pizza options versus the old days with barbecue chicken and buffalo wing pizzas, and reminisce about the old 'health illusion' salad loaded with bacon bits and ranch, plus the legendary cheese sticks.
- 5:43Tim discusses his love-hate relationship with Chinese buffets on Long Island, praising the variety despite the low quality.
- 6:08Comparing Pizza Hut's limited three-pie selection to Chinese buffets, which used to offer creative variations like barbecue chicken and buffalo wing pies.
- 6:39The pasta at this location is crusted together so hard it requires a knife to cut through.
- 6:52Tim describes the food as microwaved when asked for his assessment.
- 7:04When Tim ordered a salad, they brought him a bowl of ice cream instead.
- 7:27The restaurant used to offer cheese sticks—bread sticks topped with mozzarella cheese.