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Buying the House From Jim the Seller and Discovering Lisa's Lounge
from Life In The Bloodbox · #26
Audio-only archive episode — no video to seek.
5 minTim recounts the sketchy house closing with 'Jim the seller,' then discovers the dive bar Lisa's Lounge up the block, learns the bar was named after the owner's daughter who was killed by a drunk driver, and describes its shabby decor and lone Yelp review.
- 27:24Jim the seller operates the real estate deal like a mafia operation, nervous and unfamiliar with the paperwork despite being a realtor himself.
- 28:06Tim discovers Lisa's Lounge, a corner bar up the block from his new house, and immediately becomes a regular.
- 28:36The bar is a one-room shithole with Christmas lights, a pool table, jukebox, and foam drop ceiling—no food, just peanuts and pretzels.
- 29:18A picture on the wall shows Lisa, the owner's daughter, who was killed by a drunk driver—the reason the bar is named after her.
- 29:42Lisa's Lounge has only two reviews total across Yelp and TripAdvisor, shocking for any establishment in the modern era.
- 30:39Bartender Jack sells Tim a bottle after-hours, then admits he lives on a boat, establishing the bar's degenerate clientele.
- 31:00Tim begins hanging out four or five nights a week after work, getting blasted until midnight or one in the morning.
- 31:28Tim admits he was a serious alcoholic at the time, drinking half to a full bottle of Ketel One nightly and taking Viking in the morning to manage hangovers for work.
- 31:41His drinking and bar life were tied to the mortgage trap and the overall desperation of the Long Island existence.