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The Cast of Lisa's Lounge: Tracy, Marge, Bobby Haha, and the Firemen Party That Never Came
from Life In The Bloodbox · #26
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6 minTim details the regulars at Lisa's Lounge, including bartender Tracy, elderly patrons on day passes from mental institutions, Marge defecating on the floor, Bobby Haha being drugged nightly by his wife Sally, and George living in his car outside the bar.
- 32:04Mental institution patients used to get day passes to come drink at the bar and then return.
- 32:21A woman named Jen Lunatic kept setting up an empty party for firemen who never showed up, doing this every month.
- 32:42George received a $200,000 settlement but a woman named Carol spent all his money and he ended up living in his car outside the bar.
- 33:17Bobby Haha's grandson had shot himself three months earlier, and when the Giants won, Bobby looked at the sky and said 'God, I love you, we're even baby.'
- 33:30Bobby Haha's wife Sally used to spit tranquilizers into his beer every night to make him compliant enough to get him in the car to go home.
- 34:09An old woman named Marge shit herself on the bar floor, and when her daughter told her she had to leave, everyone laughed as she was carried out and never returned.
- 34:50A kid would constantly try to drag his mother out of the bar, but she told him to stop ruining her life and just wanted to order clams.
- 35:22Tracy, a bartender, forgot to buy Easter baskets for her kids and said that's why they live with their father.
- 35:43Joanne, another bartender, wouldn't remember where she parked her car, so Tim would smoke a joint with her and then she'd take his car to the bank while high.
- 36:33Tim got reported for an illegal rental in his mother-daughter house and asked the bar regulars to help him strip the second kitchen; they all pitched in without hesitation.
- 37:06Tim describes the bar crowd as degenerate alcoholics united by killing themselves every day through drinking.