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Joel Guy Jr. Dissolves His Parents in Acid

from Subsistence Hustlers · #21

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Tim reads the USA Today story of Joel Guy Jr., who dismembered his parents in Tennessee and tried to dissolve them in an acid solution over Thanksgiving, riffing on realtor jokes and the absurdity of the crime.

In this bit10 moments
  • 39:08Tim describes a morgue tape from before the internet showing a kid who hung himself in a foyer after setting up a camera to capture his parents' reactions.
  • 40:03Tim pitches the idea of hosting America's Funniest Home Videos with footage of people discovering their dead relatives.
  • 40:48USA Today story: Joel Guy Jr. dismembered his parents and tried to dissolve them in acid over Thanksgiving.
  • 41:22The 28-year-old attacked his parents with a knife, possibly tortured them, and left remains throughout a 2,256 square foot home in Tennessee.
  • 41:49Realtor's perspective: the crime would have been more disturbing if the house layout hadn't been so open and airy.
  • 42:22Joel used an acid-based solution made from normal household chemicals—basically a Rachel Ray recipe found on the internet—to try to destroy evidence.
  • 42:59He left the house unlocked and drove back to Baton Rouge on Sunday with body parts still dissolving in jars throughout the home.
  • 43:26Police arrested him Tuesday at his car in Louisiana; he'd killed both parents but left the scene with evidence still in progress.
  • 44:14The motive: his parents planned to cut off his financial support during Thanksgiving and discuss discontinuing it with their unemployed son.
  • 44:28Tim struggles with repeatedly saying 'the guys' while noting authorities found no life insurance motive.
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Joe Michael Guy Jr.Rachel RayUSA TodayTennesseeBaton Rouge, Louisiana

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