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Trying to Get Bobby Kelly on the Phone
from Subsistence Hustlers · #21
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6 minTim reacts to a text from Bobby Kelly about his new FX show with Denis Leary and Jim Serpico, jokes about calling him in, and transitions toward reading the Thanksgiving murder story.
- 32:36Tim and a friend did blow with a nine-months-pregnant woman named Michelle who lived by a Domino's when they were 13 or 14.
- 33:24The pregnant woman was in her 40s and would drive them around in a Lincoln; they'd do lines with her and she'd ask if the babies were ready.
- 34:24Tim tried bringing up this story at a dinner party and everyone's face changed immediately when they realized how severe it actually was.
- 35:27Tim wants to call Bobby Kelly, who just texted him, and invite him on the podcast to discuss a wild Thanksgiving story.
- 36:34A kid went to Thanksgiving with his parents and then dismembered and dissolved them in a chemical solution—apparently over a dispute about sweet potatoes versus turnips.
- 37:21Tim fantasizes about this guy showing up to the Gas Digital Christmas party as a huge fan, escorted by police to tell them where the other bodies are.
- 38:19Tim frames the story as a brutal example of somebody pushed to an extreme limit.
Bobby KellyDave SmithYKWDDennis LearyJim SerbicoShayMichelleDomino's