rant · moment 7 of 13
Getting Wasted at California Pizza Kitchen and Stealing Books
from Day Drinking At Borders · #5
Audio-only archive episode — no video to seek.
7 minTim tells a long Long Island story about getting hammered at California Pizza Kitchen bar, screaming at staff, then wandering into Borders/Barnes & Noble drunk and stoned to steal books and once jerk off in the bathroom, eventually buying Russ Baker's 'Family of Secrets.'
- 25:18Tim got drunk on martinis at California Pizza Kitchen and would get nasty, starting fights with staff about the pizza quality.
- 25:48The California Pizza Kitchen bar was full of couples on dates, but Tim was sweating in a suit telling people they didn't know anything about pizza.
- 26:15Tim misses getting fucked up in Long Island strip malls near dirty towns and old country roads.
- 26:47He'd spend $90 on six or seven cocktails at California Pizza Kitchen and eventually got cut off by staff.
- 27:38Tim would get drunk at California Pizza Kitchen, then go smoke pot in his car and walk around Barnes & Noble wasted and stoned.
- 28:06Drunk and high at the bookstore, Tim would look at gay sex books while trying to hide them from other customers.
- 28:32He did two lines of coke once and got so horny he jerked off in the Borders bathroom.
- 29:02Tim used to get drunk and steal books from the bookstore, starting with the free outside copies of James Patterson and origami kits.
- 29:57He escalated to stealing expensive psychology books about Carl Jung because he wanted real knowledge instead of bullshit.
- 31:02Tim bought a book called Family of Secrets and thought the Illuminati would know he'd read it and he'd never get in, accepting defeat.