Bullied by Nine-Year-Olds on a J.Crew Commercial Shoot

• 1:02:46Tim argues that modern trends and value systems are rotted, with young people now aspiring to be quasi-criminals with Only Fans accounts and crypto instead of living in nice suburban homes like the Home Alone dream.
• 1:03:53You're supposed to be in the suburbs of America—Tim insists you don't need to go to Coachella every year or chase constant excitement.
• 1:04:31When someone mentions going to a concert, just tell them you're a dentist—Tim's punchline for rejecting constant festival culture.
• 1:05:29All people do now is take drugs and go to concerts—Tim laments the repetitive cycle of young people's entertainment choices.
• 1:05:52For a tough Thanksgiving this year, do half the dinner or have everybody bring one thing, because who cares if it's scaled back.
• 1:06:17If Tim hosted Thanksgiving, he'd tell everybody: if you want to eat it, bring it, because he doesn't have anything.
• 1:06:40Tim's Thanksgiving plan: sit in the driveway with a big whiteboard and solve the Charlie Kirk murder with Candace Owens instead of eating dinner.

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