rant · moment 14 of 17
California Is Final Destination: The Exploding Vacuum Story
from USA vs. China, Spencer Pratt, & A Heist | The Tim Dillon Show #496 · #496
2 min
Tim describes a maid's backpack vacuum catching fire in his LA building, uses it to argue Los Angeles is cursed like a Final Destination movie, and declares himself an LA fatalist.
- A maid's backpack vacuum exploded in his apartment building and set the floor on fire; he and two friends ran down 15 flights of stairs.
- California is like a level from Super Mario Brothers where everything is trying to kill you.
- Tim compares staying in Los Angeles to Final Destination—you keep tempting fate but eventually something will get you, whether a car crash, wildfire, or exploding vacuum.
- Spencer Pratt isn't qualified to be mayor, but how much worse could LA actually get with him compared to the current options?
- He likes LA but it's more of a like than a love.