rant · moment 4 of 31
Nobody Can Make You Famous
from Trump's Cabinet | The Tim Dillon Show #417 · #417
4 min
Riffing off his failure to book Tulsi, Tim goes on an extended rant that no manager, guru, or algorithm expert can actually make anyone famous, comparing viral fame to breaking down prisoners at Guantanamo and citing the Costco guys as an example of random, un-plannable virality.
- Nobody can make you famous—anyone paying people to build your social media will just steal your money.
- People selling famousness are vultures picking bones; they don't understand the algorithm and claim to like priests claiming to speak for God.
- The only way to get famous is compulsive posting until you wear people down like Guantanamo torture—break them until they accept you as a messiah.
- People have to hate you before they can love you; the Costco guys are the perfect example of cringe working.
- Nobody understands why anything happens online—it's all random, so anyone claiming to be a seer or wise man selling fame advice is a con.
social media managementThe Tonight ShowGuantanamo BayTulsi Gabbard