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Kristi Noem's Puppy-Killing Scandal and Homeland Security

from Trump's Cabinet | The Tim Dillon Show #417 · #417

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Tim recounts Kristi Noem shooting her dog Cricket and a goat, then jokes that her willingness to protect her chickens from the dog qualifies her to run Homeland Security.

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  • Kristi Noem shot her 14-month-old hunting dog Cricket in the head after it attacked neighbor's chickens and nipped at her.
  • She also shot a goat she didn't like at the same gravel pit, letting it suffer while she walked back to her truck to reload.
  • Tim jokes about defending controversial figures: he's been defending Putin for two years with no money, and now needs payment to spin cabinet appointments positively.
  • Tim argues Noem's dog-killing actually qualifies her for Homeland Security — she felt the puppy and goat threatened her homeland, protecting her neighbor's chickens like the agency protects the nation.
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