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Kim Cheatle's Coming Assassination, Fully Imagined

from Trump Assassination Theories & The Bowels Of Power | The Tim Dillon Show #402 · #402

7 min

Tim returns to his extended fictional narrative, imagining Cheatle sitting in fear on her Virginia deck knowing she is a loose end who will eventually be killed by the same shadowy forces she served.

In this bit10 moments
  • Tim imagines Kim Cheatle on her back deck in McLean, Virginia, drinking cheap wine and contemplating her demise.
  • Dealers of death only care about life and death, dismissing concerns like thread count and sauce thickness as irrelevant.
  • Within four months, a fat Midwestern mom will be hired to sit on Cheatle, and she knows it's coming.
  • Every sound she hears registers as a potential assassination—the end of her life waiting in the humid Virginia darkness.
  • Former Special Forces and agency personnel leave with their gun and skills, not money, making them available for wet work.
  • She knows it might not happen immediately, but it's a real possibility—she's been in rooms with people it already happened to.
  • Months later, she's drinking on her deck when she stumbles upon this episode and sees Tim's face before the bag goes over her head.
  • Despite everything, it wasn't a bad life or a bad ride—she was meant for this work and wouldn't have been happier owning a bakery in Georgetown.
  • Once she becomes a liability—a loose end who gets boozy and angry—she's going to be eliminated.
  • A mother from Michigan who makes tater tot bake for her demon children will sit on Cheatle—the most American way to die there is.
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