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The Foster Mother Who Sat On Her Son

from Trump Assassination Theories & The Bowels Of Power | The Tim Dillon Show #402 · #402

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Tim reports on a Michigan foster mother charged with involuntary manslaughter after sitting on and crushing her 10-year-old son, tying it to a rant about overweight Instagram "mom" cooking influencers making processed junk food.

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  • Foster mother charged with involuntary manslaughter after sitting on her 10-year-old son, crushing him to death in Michigan.
  • Tim critiques Instagram cooking accounts run by overweight women who assemble processed food dishes like tater tot taco bake.
  • These women are now America's mothers, all around 350 pounds, and any of them could sit on their child at any moment.
  • Tim argues modern children are screaming, unruly maniacs on the spectrum or ADHD because parents have kids later in life.
  • Fat women with unruly children are turning to sitting on them to physically restrain and immobilize their chaotic kids.
  • The foster mother killed her child by sitting on him, but Tim predicts this is happening with other women making tater tot taco bakes.
  • Child Services only suspended her foster parent license rather than revoking it after she sat on and killed a child.
  • The other three children in the home now have to live with watching their foster mother sit on and kill their brother.
  • Tim warns overweight women on Instagram making taco bakes to stop sitting on their children because some of them may die.
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