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The Preschool Abortion Doctor Role-Play Story

from Trevor Wallace & The Nickelodeon Scandal | The Tim Dillon Show #385 · #385

2 min

Tim tells a wild anecdote about his three-year-old godson's Montessori school reportedly having kids role-play performing free abortions on indigenous dolls as a reward for good behavior.

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  • Tim's godson's preschool gave kids a role-play activity where the best-behaved student gets to be the abortion doctor for indigenous dolls.
  • The reward system: doing well earns gold stars and the privilege of performing abortions on dolls; misbehaving means sitting in the back and observing.
  • Tim contrasts this with traditional school science—dissecting frogs—as the benchmark for what kids used to do instead.
  • The dolls are explicitly indigenous because, according to the lesson, white women should pay for abortions themselves while indigenous women get them free due to systemic oppression.
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