rant · moment 13 of 24
National Guard Service Doesn't Count
from Tim Walz The Funnel Cake Dad | The Tim Dillon Show #404 · #404
2 min
Tim argues neither JD Vance nor Tim Walz have real military credibility since neither saw combat, escalating into a graphic story about a veteran friend who can only orgasm via a dangerous Craigslist encounter.
- Tim's position: National Guard service without combat doesn't count as real military service.
- Joining the National Guard without seeing action is equivalent to joining a gym.
- Veterans he knows describe extreme PTSD symptoms and what they need to function sexually.
- Tim says he won't believe someone served unless they exhibit that level of psychological damage.