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Krysta's Volkswagen Commercial and Looking Fully German
from Tim's Big Audition with Chris Distefano | The Tim Dillon Show #308 · #308
2 min
Krysta explains she's shooting a Volkswagen Atlas commercial because they wanted a 'German-looking' comic, leading to jokes about Volkswagen's Nazi-adjacent history and companies casting to match their actual customer demographics.
- Krysta is filming a Volkswagen commercial tomorrow because Germany is fighting back.
- The commercial is for the Volkswagen Atlas truck, which she says is actually good for her family.
- She wasn't even picked up from the airport in a Volkswagen or given one as compensation, despite doing the ad.
- The commercial is about rules of the road, which Tim finds fitting given Volkswagen's history.
- Krysta is speaking fluently because the money is already in the bank and she won't give it back.
- Volkswagen was looking for a German comic, couldn't find one, and Krysta's last name is Stefano.
- The head of Volkswagen looked at her photo and assumed there's no way she's not fully German.
- Tim appreciates that despite talking about inclusiveness, Volkswagen just hired whoever looks like their target customer.
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