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TT Jerry, Tampa Tony, and the Transgender Puerto Rican Sitcom Family
from Tim's Big Audition with Chris Distefano | The Tim Dillon Show #308 · #308
3 min
Tim describes his transgender Puerto Rican ex-con nanny TT Jerry bonding with his conservative Florida father Tampa Tony over Tucker Carlson's looks, and pitches it as an unmade sitcom about people online hating each other but getting along in person.
- Tampa Tony, Tim's Irish Catholic conservative father from Florida, visited for a month and met TT Jerry for the first time.
- TT Jerry is Tim's youngest daughter's godmother—a transgender Puerto Rican woman who did 20 years in prison, transitioned there, and now has AIDS in remission.
- Tim expected his father and TT Jerry wouldn't get along based on news consumption, but they became best friends instead.
- TT Jerry told Tampa Tony that Tucker Carlson looks like he probably has a big dick, creating a bonding moment between them.
- TT Jerry and Tampa Tony now watch Fox News together because she finds Tucker Carlson legitimately hot and won't stop talking about wanting his dick.
- The summer camp staff sees an old man with diabetes and fake knees walking with a transgender Puerto Rican woman dropping off Tim's two daughters.
- Tim describes his life as a sitcom nobody will make—like a modern-day Everybody Loves Raymond but with a transgender character.
- Online everyone hates everybody, but when you actually put people in a room together, they get along.
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