rant · moment 7 of 14
Revenge Fantasy: Bombs and Squatting at Open Houses
from Tim Dillon vs The New York Post
4 min
They fantasize about elaborate revenge on the realtor, including strapping fake bombs to themselves and showing up at her open houses claiming to have lived there.
- Tim compares talking to the realtor to questioning a confused grandmother about her life.
- He role-plays as his representative denying absurd claims: that he's a billionaire and in line to the Saudi throne.
- Tim says he's angry about the lies in the article and asks if he should go scorched earth on the writer.
- He describes this as standard practice—leaks full of lies—and brings up Trevor Noah as a recent example.
- Tim elaborates on the Trevor Noah child-biting incident in Penn Station as a one-time thing the mother approved.
- He proposes showing up to every open house the realtor does with bombs strapped to themselves.
- Tim suggests standing outside open houses claiming he used to live there and describing the property as a great hiding spot.
- He mentions still having the keys and that they always work in the lock.