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Revenge Fantasy: Bombs and Squatting at Open Houses

from Tim Dillon vs The New York Post

4 min

They fantasize about elaborate revenge on the realtor, including strapping fake bombs to themselves and showing up at her open houses claiming to have lived there.

In this bit8 moments
  • Tim compares talking to the realtor to questioning a confused grandmother about her life.
  • He role-plays as his representative denying absurd claims: that he's a billionaire and in line to the Saudi throne.
  • Tim says he's angry about the lies in the article and asks if he should go scorched earth on the writer.
  • He describes this as standard practice—leaks full of lies—and brings up Trevor Noah as a recent example.
  • Tim elaborates on the Trevor Noah child-biting incident in Penn Station as a one-time thing the mother approved.
  • He proposes showing up to every open house the realtor does with bombs strapped to themselves.
  • Tim suggests standing outside open houses claiming he used to live there and describing the property as a great hiding spot.
  • He mentions still having the keys and that they always work in the lock.
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