rant · moment 2 of 14

The NY Post's Fake Hamptons House Story

from Tim Dillon vs The New York Post

3 min

Tim goes line by line through a New York Post article claiming he "slapped down $4 million" for a Hamptons house, pointing out the real price was $2.55 million and mocking the absurd headline and comparisons to George Carlin.

In this bit6 moments
  • The New York Post published an article claiming Tim bought a Hamptons house for four million dollars.
  • Tim explains the article is full of lies and doesn't understand the purpose of fabricating details.
  • The house was actually listed for 2.6 million and sold for around 2.55 million, not four million.
  • Tim objects to the word 'slaps' in the headline, saying it makes him sound like a #MeToo scumbag.
  • The Post compares Tim to George Carlin as heir to counter-cultural greats, which he says no one has ever claimed.
  • The article lists a 3.9 million closing price and 4.5 million asking price—both false.
Mentioned here

New York PostGeorge CarlinJennifer GoldMark MaronAdam Carolla

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