rant · moment 12 of 14
IRS Suspicion and the Heroin Money-Laundering Theory
from Tim Dillon vs The New York Post
3 min
Tim jokes the fake $4 million figure could trigger IRS scrutiny, and they riff on the possibility the realtor is using him as cover for a heroin money-laundering scheme.
- Tim compares the real estate price discrepancy to O.J. Simpson-level PR disaster.
- Why doesn't the IRS flag a $2.5 million house purchase when someone claims a $4 million spread?
- Tim theorizes the realtor might be using him in a heroin money-laundering scheme.
- Everyone in this world is litigious, so Tim speculates it's possible she's selling heroin—though he doesn't actually believe it.
- Ray Cump plugs his podcast and Patreon as a guest sign-off.
- Tim can't smoke cigarettes in his Brooklyn apartment because of fire code.
- The fire extinguishers in Tim's apartment don't work—one time nearly burning down the kitchen.
- This is apparently from a New York Post writer's account of Ray's high-society connections.
- Tim argues that disinformation is the real problem—people just need to be honest.