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Helix Mattress Ad
from Tim Dillon Joins CBS, Mazel! | The Tim Dillon Show #460 · #460
2 min
SponsorHelix Sleep
A sponsor read for Helix mattresses that spirals into dark jokes about sleeping soundly even after getting away with vehicular manslaughter or a hit and run.
- Tim describes the ideal sleep experience: deep slumber in mountain or sea air, dreaming of walking in meadows.
- Without a good mattress, you wake constantly, become technically drunk from lack of oxygen, and become a danger to yourself and others.
- Sleep deprivation can lead to car accidents, heavy machinery injuries, or running a boat onto a sandbar.
- Tim pitches Helix mattress by claiming you could kill someone in a hit-and-run and still sleep soundly on their product.
- The closing bit: if you've killed someone in a car accident and got away with it, you need a Helix mattress to sleep it off.