rant · moment 4 of 17
More Fake Contract Clauses and the Israel-Gaza AI Joke
from Through The Gate | The Tim Dillon Show #369 · #369
5 min
He continues inventing bizarre SAG contract rules (a ban on calling a 350-pound woman hot, a ban on being both Black and Jewish, restrictions on Timothy Chalamet and Finn Wolfhard), then pivots into a dark joke suggesting Israel reuse AI-generated footage instead of repeatedly bombing targets in Gaza.
- Tim describes fake Hollywood contract clause: no woman over 350 pounds will be referred to as hot for three years.
- Another clause bans films from having characters who are both Black and Jewish at the same time for 36 months.
- Timothy Chalamet and Finn Wolford cannot appear in the same film together due to limits on actors with small bone structure.
- Timothy Chalamet is explicitly forbidden from playing Rosa Parks in blackface.
- Tim's AI proposal for Gaza: use footage of one bombed hospital on loop instead of bombing multiple ones.
- Tim suggests recording screams from one bombing and looping them to reduce actual deaths while maintaining psychological impact.
- Tim announces he stars in Eli Roth's Thanksgiving movie, claims it's about his life despite only being in it for four minutes.
- Addison Rae, an 80-million-follower TikToker, was surprisingly cool on set despite Tim's expectations.
- Rick Hoffman from Suits and Gina Gershon, who allegedly hung out with Bill Clinton, also star in Thanksgiving.
- Patrick Dempsey, recently voted sexiest guy alive, rounds out the cast of the Sony Pictures Thanksgiving film.
Addison RaeIsraelThanksgivingTimothée ChalametFinn WolfhardRosa ParksEli RothGina GershonPatrick DempseySony Pictures EntertainmentGazaRick HoffmanTiffany Haddish