Meghan Markle and Harry's Fake NYC 'High-Speed Chase'

• 4:06Prince Harry and Meghan Markle were chased in a high-speed chase throughout New York City, though many people including the cab driver denied it happened.
• 4:34Tim started to like them after being annoyed for a while, once they began losing relevance and stopped trying to push their victim narrative.
• 5:28They cooked up a false flag event simulating Princess Diana's death in New York, which Tim thinks took creativity and planning.
• 6:43People can become addicted to sympathy, and Meghan Markle is one of those people who gets addicted to the feeling of others pitying her.
• 7:58Meghan stepped into the role as a Hollywood actress and became interesting by rejecting it immediately and claiming she had no idea what she was getting into.
• 9:05They rented a big mansion in Montecito and immediately started monetizing the horrible things they had gone through, making everyone sick of them.
• 10:20They're like low-grade reality stars trying to attach themselves to celebrities, with Meghan texting people begging them to hang out.
• 11:15Tim describes them inventing a narrative where they were dangerously chased through New York streets, just like Diana would have been.
• 12:09Their entire lives are about sucking all the attention and oxygen out of anything they're involved in because it's about their story.
• 12:59Meghan is two years away from being on a Real Housewives franchise because she's tanking in a major way and going down.
• 14:00Tim predicts they hired the paparazzi to orchestrate the chase, which he expects will eventually come out as the next revelation.

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